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The Donkey And His Panniers

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A Donkey, whose talent for burdens was wondrous,
So much that you’d swear he rejoic’d in a load,
One day had to jog under panniers so pond’rous,
That — down the poor Donkey fell smack on the road!

His owners and drivers stood round in amaze —
What! Neddy, the patient, the prosperous Neddy,
So easy to drive, through the dirtiest ways,
For every description of job-work so ready!

One driver (whom Ned might have “hail’d” as a “brother”)
Had just been proclaiming his Donkey’s renown
For vigour, for spirit, for one thing or another —
When, lo, ‘mid his praises, the Donkey came down!

But, how to upraise him? – one shouts, t’other whistles,
While Jenky, the Conjurer, wisest of all,
Declar’d that an “over-production of thistles” —
(Here Ned gave a stare) — “was the cause of his fall.”

Another wise Solomon cries, as he passes —
“There, let him alone, and the fit will soon cease;
The beast has been fighting with other jack-asses,
And this is his mode of “transition to peace”.”

Some look’d at his hoofs, and with learned grimaces,
Pronounc’d that too long without shoes he had gone —
“Let the blacksmith provide him a sound metal basis
(The wise-acres said), and he’s sure to jog on.”

Meanwhile, the poor Neddy, in torture and fear,
Lay under his panniers, scarce able to groan;
And — what was still dolefuller – lending an ear
To advisers, whose ears were a match for his own.

At length, a plain rustic, whose wit went so far
As to see others’ folly, roar’d out, as he pass’d —
“Quick — off with the panniers, all dolts as ye are,
Or, your prosperous Neddy will soon kick his last!”

 

– Thomas Moore

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The Wandering Bard

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What life like that of the bard can be —

The wandering bard, who roams as free
As the mountain lark that o’er him sings,
And, like that lark a music brings,
Within him, where’er he comes or goes —
A fount that for ever flows!
The world’s to him like some playground,
Where fairies dance their moonlight round; —
It dimm’d the turf where late they trod;
The elves but seek some greener sod;
So, when less bright his scene of glee,
To another away flies he!

Oh, what would have been young Beauty’s doom
Without a bard to fix her bloom?
They tell us, in the moon’s bright round,
Things lost in this dark world are found;
So charms, on earth long pass’d and gone,
In the poet’s lay live on. —
Would you have smiles that ne’er grow dim?
You’ve only to give them all to him,
Who, with but a touch of Fancy’s wand,
Can lend them life, this life beyond.
And fix them high, in Poesy’s sky —
Young stars that never die!

Then welcome the bard where’er he comes,
For, though he hath countless airy homes,
To which his wing excursive roves,
Yet still, from time to time, he loves
To light upon earth and find such cheer
As brightens our banquet here.
No matter how far, how fleet he flies,
You’ve only to light up kind young eyes,
Such signal-fires as here are given–
And down he’ll drop from Fancy’s heaven,
The minute such call to love or mirth
Proclaim’s he’s wanting on the earth!

 

– Thomas Moore

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Translation From The Gull Language

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‘Twas grav’d on the Stone of Destiny,
In letters four, and letters three;
And ne’er did the King of the Gulls go by
But those awful letters scar’d his eye;
For he knew that a Prophet Voice had said
“As long as those words by man were read,
The ancient race of the Gulls should ne’er
One hour of peace or plenty share.”
But years and years successive flew
And the letters still more legible grew, —
At top, a T, an H, an E,
And underneath, D. E. B. T.

Some thought them Hebrew, — such as Jews,
More skill’d in Scrip than Scripture use;
While some surmis’d ’twas an ancient way
Of keeping accounts, (well known in the day
Of the fam’d Didlerius Jeremias,
Who had thereto a wonderful bias,)
And prov’d in books most learnedly boring,
‘Twas called the Pontick way of scoring.
Howe’er this be, there never were yet
Seven letters of the alphabet,
That, ‘twixt them form’d so grim a spell,
Or scar’d a Land of Gulls so well,
As did this awful riddle-me-ree
Of T.H.E.D.E.B.T.

Hark! – it is struggling Freedom’s cry;
“Help, help, ye nations, or I die;
‘Tis freedom’s fight, and on the field
Where I expire, your doom is seal’d.”
The Gull-King hears the awakening call,
He hath summon’d his Peers and Patriots all,
And he asks, “Ye noble Gulls, shall we
Stand basely by at the fall of the Free,
Nor utter a curse, nor deal a blow?”
And they answer, with voice of thunder, “No.”

Out fly their flashing swords in the air! –
But, — why do they rest suspended there?
What sudden blight, what baleful charm,
Hath chill’d each eye and check’d each arm?
Alas! some withering hand hath thrown
The veil from off that fatal stone,
And pointing now, with sapless finger,
Showeth where dark those letters linger, —
Letters four, and letters three,
T.H.E. D.E.B.T.

At sight thereof, each lifted brand
Powerless falls from every hand;
In vain the Patriot knits his brow, —
Even talk, his staple, fails him now.
In vain the King like a hero treads,
His Lords of the Treasury shake their heads;
And to all his talk of “brave and free”,
No answer getteth His Majesty
But “T.H.E. D.E.B.T.”

In short, the whole Gull nation feels
The’re fairly spell-bound, neck and heels;
And so, in the face of the laughing world,
Must e’en sit down, with banners furled,
Adjourning all their dreams sublime
Of glory and war to — some other time.

 

– Thomas Moore

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Though Humble The Banquet

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Though humble the banquet to which I invite thee,
Thou’lt find there the best a poor bard can command;
Eyes, beaming with welcome, shall throng round, to light thee,
And Love serve the feast with his own willing hand.

And though Fortune may seem to have turn’d from the dwelling
Of him thou regardest her favouring ray,
Thou wilt find there a gift, all her treasures excelling,
Which, proudly he feels, hath ennobled his way.

‘Tis that freedom of mind, which no vulgar dominion
Can turn from the path a pure conscience approves,
Which, with hope in the heart, and no chain on the pinion,
Holds upwards its course to the light which it loves.

‘Tis this makes the pride of his humble retreat,
And with this, though of all other treasures bereaved,
The breeze of his garden to him is more sweet
Than the costliest incense that Pomp e’er received.

Then, come, if a board so untempting hath power
To win thee from grandeur, its best shall be thine;
And there’s one, long the light of the bard’s happy bower,
Who, smiling will blend her bright welcome with mine.

 

– Thomas Moore

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Song Of The Evil Spirit Of The Woods

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Now the vapor, hot and damp,
Shed by day’s expiring lamp,
Through the misty ether spreads
Every ill the white man dreads;
Fiery fever’s thirsty thrill,
Fitful ague’s shivering chill!

Hark! I hear the traveller’s song,
As he winds the woods along;-
Christian, ’tis the song of fear;
Wolves are round thee, night is near,
And the wild thou dar’st to roam-
Think, ’twas once the Indian’s home!

Hither, sprites, who love to harm,
Wheresoe’er you work your charm,
By the creeks, or by the brakes,
Where the pale witch feeds her snakes,
And the cayman loves to creep,
Torpid, to his wintry sleep:
Where the bird of carrion flits,
And the shuddering murderer sits,
Lone beneath a roof of blood;
While upon his poisoned food,
From the corpse of him he slew
Drops the chill and gory dew.

Hither bend ye, turn ye hither,
Eyes that blast and wings that wither
Cross the wandering Christian’s way,
Lead him, ere the glimpse of day,
Many a mile of maddening error
Through the maze of night and terror,
Till the morn behold him lying
On the damp earth, pale and dying.
Mock him, when his eager sight
Seeks the cordial cottage-light;
Gleam then, like the lightning-bug,
Tempt him to the den that’s dug
For the foul and famished brood
Of the she wolf, gaunt for blood;
Or, unto the dangerous pass
O’er the deep and dark morass,
Where the trembling Indian brings
Belts of porcelain, pipes, and rings,
Tributes, to be hung in air,
To the Fiend presiding there!

Then, when night’s long labor past,
Wildered, faint, he falls at last,
Sinking where the causeway’s edge
Moulders in the slimy sedge,
There let every noxious thing
Trail its filth and fix its sting;
Let the bull-toad taint him over,
Round him let mosquitoes hover,
In his ears and eyeballs tingling,
With his blood their poison mingling,
Till, beneath the solar fires,
Rankling all, the wretch expires!

 

– Thomas Moore

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